[DING-DONG YO]

How old are you, OP?

Soon my young friend, you will be so pissed that you keep ending up in the friend zone that you will truly not care about pussy anymore and you'll start treating girls like [censored].

When that happens, their tiny woman brains will say "<GASP>, he treats me like [censored]! But I'm the hottest thing on 2 legs? WTF? That ass! I'm gonna make it my mission in life to wrap this [censored] around my little finger! That'll teach him to treat ME like [censored]!!!!"


Then my friend, you will be free........

EDIT TO ADD: and lubing up your johnson and her buuhole with KY, LDO