Thay3R,
I know that your post was made in jest, and yes it was funny. But just to defend myself:
Note: I fully realize that these numbers aren't verified, but at the very least they show that all 3 players are similar:
JJ Reddick has a 33in vertical leap:
LINK(6th paragraph)
Rip Hamilton has a 29in vertical leap:
LINK(1:34 mark of interview)
Ray Allen has a 32in veritcal leap:
LINK(5th post)