[whoisthedrizzle]

Goofy, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

So, if my advice isn't yet clear, what I'm saying is that you just have to go out there tomorrow and find another
woman so you can get as drunk as you possibly can. And sometimes you gotta pay, that's just how it is. If that doesn't suit your fancy here are six little words that might make your life a little bit easier:

I'm not gay, but I'll learn.