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how are you so consistent at not being good at poker?

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Are you talking to me? I'd refer you to Mr. Turn and Mr. River.

Seriously I play bad sometimes, but so does everyone else. I mostly play OK. Good enough to win anyway.

I have played more hands than probably 95% of the people on this forum and I would guess very few have experienced the kind of bad luck I have. It's Josh W-esque. I can't even describe it, it's unreal.

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Someone bump that 1500BB downswing [censored]. Unreal.