Re: Any Brandi Updates?
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Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.
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This is a huge mistake. These conservative exteriors often hide twisted monkey freaks. But she may never let you know, afraid you'll freak out. Always suggest the freaky stuff. Also, if you're doing the "relations" right, even if she hates the suggestion, there's no way she stopping everything to slap you and kick you out of bed. Also life's too short to be with someone who won't indulge in some relatively normal nastiness. ( I assume by artificial objects you weren't talking live chickens or something ).
Also, and my final word on the subject. Never sleep on the couch unless its your own idea.
--Zetack
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No, not any livestock, just your normal household items. I think the fantasy is probably a bigger desire than the actual act.
Take Brandi for example.... I mean who wouldn't want to see her on all fours with a lit candle stick in her ass? I might pay three figures to see that, but once you did/saw it, you'd be like I just wasted $250.
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