Re: Things NITS do...
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Can we construct a list here of the top ten things NITS do?
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Here's the top 10 things they do at my casino
1. IWTSTH
2. Engage in lengthy and heated debate with the dealer/floor over who is entitled to the first (or second!) seat change button.
3. Ask the dealer to square up the table when its already fine.
4. Criticize/coach new or recreational players who are just there to have a good time. This is almost always done with incorrect, ridiculous advice.
5. Monitor how long anyone has been away from the table, its always, "over an hour he should be picked up."
6. Charge up to the podium and interrupt whatever is going on if they think they were next for the must-move game, but were not called for the must-move game.
7. Go 100% beserko if a new player cashes out $$ when moving to a new table. We all know you can't do this, but it seems to drive a nit into a red-faced stammering tantrum.
8. Make a huge deal over the slightest dealer/player mistake, and keep talking about it for 15-20 minutes even though no one is remotely interested.
9. Bore the table with bad luck/bad beat stories.
10. Annoy the sh*t out of me.
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