[VarlosZ]

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I'm sixteen years old, and watching the Womens Finals from Wimbledon. My Dad is in the next room. All he hears is women grunting loudly, and Skin-imax hasn't been invented yet.

DAD: (enters living room) What the hell are you watching?

ME: Tennis.

DAD: Oh. (He stays and watches a point, probably the first tennis he's ever watched.) Who are these girls?

ME: Chris Evert and Martina Navratalova (this is the year Martina came out of the closet, something that simply wasn't done back then).

DAD: (after watching another point) Which one's Nav'talova?

ME: That one.

DAD: (checks her out) She eats pussy, you know.

ME: (way to shocked to respond, as my parents had never mentioned or even acknowledged sex to this point in my life)

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Hahahahahaha!

Winner.