[Anacardo]

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WHY IS THIS THREAD ALL ABOUT ME BEING EMO.

I JUST WANTED A [censored] JOB.

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the simple act of writing a resume, as though I had enough to fill a Chinese fortune cookie, makes me want to start smashing windows.

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We would do well to dismiss all options involving heart, salesmanship or going that extra mile.

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There are entire areas of knowledge / endeavor that feel like drowning in mud to have to deal with. So I get other people to know about them for me (agencies, forum threads.)

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You're cursed by self-awareness, aren't you Anacardo?

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Following somebody else's detailed set of directions is the hardest thing in the world for me. That's all. Example: putting together modular furniture. Buy a dresser from Wal-Mart or something. Takes me three times longer than it would anyone else, much of that due to just having to step away before my head asplode. Resume / interview stuff is much the same, compounded by the fact that... well, I have next to nothing to put on a resume. Experience? Lolz. I play a little cards.