Thread: Ruling
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Old 05-21-2007, 06:32 AM
TexRef TexRef is offline
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The correct answer is the throw a hissy fit when the floor comes and says you have to put in your small blind. Roll around on the floor and stomp your feet. Hold your breath until you turn blue. Insist since you already did it, forcing you to do it again is tantamount to stealing and explain that Gaming won't see this as an error the player should be responsible for. Ask for the floor's manager and the casino manager. Pull out your cell phone and ask for Gaming's number immediately.

You have at least a 50:50 chance of getting the floor to pull $1 out of his pocket or out of the tray to pay the SB and then kill your hand. You have about a 48:50 chance of getting the floor to just tell the table they'll be playing this hand without a small blind. And about a 2:100 chance of being shown the door. So 98 times out of 100 you can be proud of your accomplishment in having saved $1 and come tell us here how you beat The Man. The other 2 times you can come here and tell us how you got thrown out of the poker room.

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Awesome.
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