Re: OT: [censored] thread, May, READ RULES IN TOP POST
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Soo I almost had a heart attack...
Earlier today I go out into my hall (in a dorm so its really long) cause people are being loud and theres an enormous bee flying around. After watching for a while it starts to fly towards us so we all dive back into our rooms and wait for it to clear the area.
Talking to people later on apparently it went into the bathroom and was messing with the lights where it "died" according to them.
So I'm sitting here minding my own business, reading 2p2 and deciding between sleep and poker (poker obv) and feel something brushing up against my neck. I immediatley think it's my gf (lives a few floors below) and have my headphones on so I didn't couldn't hear anything. I took them off and obv no one is there. I think for a few seconds then am like OMG the bee from earlier is somewhere in the room...
So I run like hell out of there leaving my sleeping roommate to fend for himself, looking back as I go to try and spot it. For no reason whatsoever I decide to look at my shirt just to assure myself its nowhere near me. Obv I run bad at life and its freakin sitting on there ready to sting me to death.
I sprint down the hall looking for someone who can save me and luckily it flies off and enters someone elses room. When it finally landed me and the people in this room got a vacuum and managed to suck it up. We're all showing it off to everyone who came out and somehow it houdini's out of the thing and tries to kill us all again.
Now I'm back in my room still in shock, I'm gonna try to find a picture of this bee to show why this was so horrifying. Honestly though that was the freakiest thing imaginable.
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are you and the people in your dorm all 6 years old?
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didnt you do this last week? you wound up naked covedred in honey, drunk running through the apartment...remember?
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