Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
Oh dude I have definitely shacked up with a few girls of this-level craziness. They are relatively better lays than their more normal, functional counterparts. Hit it, then don't call her for a week. She will call you every day, multiple times a day. Ignore them all. Then as soon as she stops calling, call her obsessively. Tell her that you love her and you need to see her. Go hit it again, then leave in a rage. Repeat the same ignore/call back procedure. Girls who act this crazy get something out of it, you totally take away their edge if you act irrationally and crazy too. Plus it's massively fun.
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Step 4) end up in hell, if there's a hell... whatever though. When you are faced with an ethical question, remember to always ask yourself: WWBBVTYTD? (what would BBV tell you to do?)
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