[Gone Forever]

Get her to come over, tell her you want to talk, but, tell her that you have something you have to do between such-in-such time and such-in-such time. Tell her you want her to come over after.

If she asks you what you have to do, just tell her you've got something you gotta take care of and leave it at that.

Here's the supplies you will need:

Glitter - really small and pastel colors
A popular female perfume. (You can get a sample for free at your local mall.)

Now, before she gets there take a few SPECKS of glitter and get them on your face. Subtle is the key. You don't want to look like a friggin elementary school project. Just a tiny tiny tiny bit on a noticeable place like your face.

Take the perfume, put a few dabs on a wash cloth or rag, let it breathe for a minute and then dab yourself with it on your chest, face and neck. You don't want to smell like you ARE a girl, but, you want to smell like you were JUST WITH a girl. **OP, this is not to be used as substittute for your regular cologne.** You must make sure you are wearing your cologne BEFORE you attempt to get the girl smell on you.

If you want to add to it, go buy a simple hair tie and leave it somewhere like just barely sticking out from under the couch. She may or may not notice it, but, it could be worth a shot.

Gimmicky face book accounts just simply will not do. I've never used face book, but, I'm assuming you can tell if somebody just started an account, yes/no? You would also have to steal multiple photos of a girl and have a bunch of people become friends with the dummy account and leave comments and bs like that. FAR TOO MUCH WORK.

My plan will garauntee you instant jealousy. And if for some reason it doesn't seem to work you can always SIIHP while she's there. Holllaaa!!

The only other alternative is to bang one of her friends. This always makes girls jealous.