[Kibby]

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i wanna know how far gone is too far gone to go through a metal detector

[/ QUOTE ]Aside from the simple observation that he's essentially a stateless individual that lives with his dog on a boat, let me try to demostrate with three anecdotes.

1) In one discussion, my grandmother and uncle were discussing how he sails around naked. Gran wasn't a big fan of this idea and Dave didn't understand why the heck he needs to wear clothing if he's out at sea in his boat.

2) My uncle drinks a bit. He got up before the rest of us and made coffee. Shortly after drinking a bit of coffee, he would start putting rum in his mug while the rest of us kept up with the coffee. He did this so my grandmother wouldn't see him drinking that early in the morning.

One night we went out bar to bar, I was drunker than I think I had ever been in my life. We ended up, after the bars, going back to his boat for bong rips and rum. We (mostly he) killed the 750 of rum before I gave in. Those were fun conversations.

3) This one is actually an old story from my mom. When Mom and my dad were living out in Idaho, uncle dave stayed with them awhile with his dog, Steveo. Steveo started to misbehave so Dave decided a good way to train the dog would be to put a choke chain around Steveo's nuts. Suffice to say, the dog listened after that.