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Old 05-01-2007, 05:57 PM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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Default Re: Dumb people who think they are smart

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Fat people who think they aren't are way more annoying than the other way around, especially if you do a lot of online dating and have to meet them and say, "wtf????"
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rule #1 of online dating: if it's not in the picture, it's fat.

I met this girl online, and saw what I thought were revealing enough pics of her. WRONG. Everything about her was fine, but she had a beer belly, and a spare tire. nooooooooooooooooooo.

Anyway, she fell into the category of dumb people who think they are smart. Some examples:

After telling me she is afraid of getting attacked in her neighborhood, she said that she won't carry pepper spray because she is afraid that a high wind might blow it back in her face...

She said she liked Hillary Clinton's values and policies, so I asked "which ones?"
She couldn't think of any. Also, her favorite playwrites were terrble.
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