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I figured you for a pink guy...
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it is okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear makeup, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open a fresh bottle of candy cologne, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.
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Mostly correct, save for the tanning and the man purse. Tanning beds are bad for my health, so I don't use them. And I carry a wallet, like most guys. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Money clip pwns. DL, Visa check card and whatever cash I got, with a glossy business card on the outside to hold it together and not tear up the plastic cards. I don't carry a wallet any more.