http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/sh...ad.php?t=15038
This is a page where apple (the author of this story) asks Tucker a question. Tucker lays into him, because like I said, this author is an idiot. This is the idiots reply.
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Hey Maxy boy, "feel free to elaborate" = shorthand. You are a clownface nitpicker to use sarcasm on that. In your STUPID Ask Tucker for advice board there was a question about how you were in high school, and most of the time you just give advice by relating personal experience anyway. I know what the word "advice" means. You scored a 800 on the verbal score of the SAT but so did my cousin who used to be my friend, and I scored high too. Maybe someday you will understand that everyone does not hate me, and does not think I'm an idiot. Recently I went to a party where I had over 10 friends.
Yes I did read a lot of your stories. The closest was one cool girl who got that special tatoo, but the only exchange that comes to mind was where you start out by telling her you might pick up another girl at the bar and go back with her, and she says "oh yeah that's totally cool, i'll help you do it." You are wrong to say I'm stupid, my IQ has been tested in the low 200's and I have a very bright future ahead of me. And I'm not illiterate, from reading experience I can tell you some stuff like your stuff is funny but not as funny as other stuff like Calvin and Hobbes. For example,
Calvin: My horoscope says, "turning about means circumstances in your favor. Assert views in confident manner. Lunar cycle high, many of your key policies will be implemented."
Calvin: Isn't that great? Today I'm fated to get my way! The heavens decree it!
Hobbes: So what are your "key policies"?
Calvin: First, obviously, is "don't do homework." C'mon, let' go out and play!
Hobbes: Here comes your mom and it looks like she has a bone to pick with the moon.
Calvin: Ha! Watch me assert my views in a confident manner!
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