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Old 04-12-2007, 01:13 PM
Howard Beale Howard Beale is offline
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Default Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

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I have been put off Asian prozzies ever since meeting a taxi driver who told me he used to be the regular driver for an Asian escort agency. He told me that once the girls got to know him and started confiding in him a surprising, nay alarming number revealed that they used to be men, and with out them telling him he would have never known.
I presume you don’t think you’re ever paid to poke an inverted penis but do you think you could really tell the difference? And do you agree with my theory that Asian hoes that offer anal at no extra charge are suspect.

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I don't think I've ever been with a post-op. I usually take a good look and if I've been fooled it was the greatest surgery the world has ever known.

And, please, Lord, let me get with the hot Asian hooker that offers anal at no extra charge! Or for a slight additional charge! I'm a good fellow except for this and other occassional odd harmless behaviors! Please, one tiny reward to Howard (not my real name).
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