Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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Howard, this has been one of the funniest, interesting threads in forever! I would never even consider doing it but I have absolutely no problem with those that do. To each his own!
I'll live vicariously through the stories that evolve out of this thread! May it never die!
You mentioned way back up above that you were shocked when you discovered that a super famous actor used the same massage parlour that you went to...Care to share?! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I'm so curious! I'm surprised no one else has asked up to this point.
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I'm very glad that you're enjoying the thread. Frankly, I'm surprised that it keeps popping up every now and then.
As to the super-famous actor: I don't like naming names for a number of reasons. Also, it wasn't in an Asian place, it was in a very high class brothel that I was very lucky to find. That place had some really incredible women. I think I mentioned that they were very careful not to let the clients see each other if they could help it. They used screens and sometimes would have a girl actually stick her breasts into my face when someone was coming or going so I mentioned what had been told to me by the other girls. IIRC, I think I was clear on that above. I hope so. They said that if this fellow ever got married it would be to a black woman. That's what happened. He's not young anymore. He's one of the very top actors. Try looking it up.
AND, as long as I'm at it, I'll tell an embarrassing story that happened to me when I went to visit this place once:
Over the course of years that I frequented this operation they had to change locations about 5 times. The procedure was the same every time I wanted to visit. Call for an appointment, call again from nearby, they tell you when you can actually ring the bell (that timing thing to let people come and go), and then when you ring you have to give your personal password when the door is answered.
Soooooo, one time I call and do the usual and show up at the door. The security guy opens the door as per usual and I say 'Howard (not my real name) and my password'. He says 'What?' So I repeat 'Howard and my password'. This is in NYC remember and he says 'Buddy, you're in the wrong place so you should leave before I get my bat.' I go out to the pay phone and call the place to find out what's up and THEN the girl says 'Oh, I must've forgot to tell you we moved.'
Lucky for me that guy didn't come to the door WITH his bat.
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