[Man of Means]

I like "cappuccino" and "check-republic".

Some loser keeps saying he's getting "sucked out on the river" to things like a flopped flush draw that comes in or a top pair that improves.

You call a river bluff with ace-high in a huge pot..."I can't believe you called with nothing"

Worst cliche pun is when someone misreads a straight, missing the Jack. You know if you've got some cretin at the table what they're bound to say. "Yuuure one..."