[kyro]

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ch EZ eman0 2: shoot me
ch EZ eman0 2: in the [censored]
ch EZ eman0 2: face
ch EZ eman0 2: i hate my life
ch EZ eman0 2: i am the most undesirable person in the world
ch EZ eman0 2: it takes skills, to suck so hardcore
GetThere1Time: trip report
ch EZ eman0 2: uh
ch EZ eman0 2: get ready to laugh and cry at the same time
ch EZ eman0 2: so uh
GetThere1Time: I plan on just laughing
ch EZ eman0 2: i haven't talked to this girl
ch EZ eman0 2: in ages
ch EZ eman0 2: maybe 2 months before tonioght
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean 2 nights ago
ch EZ eman0 2: so anyways, the mutual friend tells me (yeah, xxx wants to blow you)
ch EZ eman0 2: and i said "uh...ok"
ch EZ eman0 2: she shows up at the bar for movie night monday
ch EZ eman0 2: we talk a little bit but not too much
ch EZ eman0 2: i get home and we talk online
ch EZ eman0 2: she throws every sexual innuendo at me
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean, it was like she was TRYING to be subtle
ch EZ eman0 2: and failing misearble
ch EZ eman0 2: the next night
GetThere1Time: lolz
ch EZ eman0 2: she's not even trying
ch EZ eman0 2: she's pretty much saying
Ryannnn23: i'm loving this story already
ch EZ eman0 2: "we should get together so i can do things to you"
ch EZ eman0 2: now i'm pretty desperate obviously
ch EZ eman0 2: so despite the fact that she's
ch EZ eman0 2: a) ugly
ch EZ eman0 2: b) fat
ch EZ eman0 2: c) annoying as [censored]
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean, one of my best friends isn't beautiful and is a bit overweight
ch EZ eman0 2: and i enjoyed fooling around with her
ch EZ eman0 2: because of who she was
ch EZ eman0 2: THIS girl, had like no redeeming qualities
ch EZ eman0 2: except the fact she apparently wanted to suck my dick
ch EZ eman0 2: ANYWAYS
ch EZ eman0 2: she comes over tonight
ch EZ eman0 2: we watch the sox game
ch EZ eman0 2: afterwards we go into my room to watch some office, family guy, athf
ch EZ eman0 2: whatever
GetThere1Time: k
Ryannnn23: i'm listening
ch EZ eman0 2: we make out a bit, (which frankly, i LOVE making out, and this did nothing for me. and you know i'm telling the truth because i'm pathetically honest about my romantic life)
GetThere1Time: is your face in tact?
GetThere1Time: intact even lol
ch EZ eman0 2: yes
ch EZ eman0 2: i'm fine
ch EZ eman0 2: anyways
GetThere1Time: she didnt mistake your ear for a pickle or something?
GetThere1Time: ok go on
ch EZ eman0 2: actually
ch EZ eman0 2: she did
GetThere1Time: sry
ch EZ eman0 2: but whatever
ch EZ eman0 2: so i start feeling her up a bit
ch EZ eman0 2: and you kn ow what she says?
ch EZ eman0 2: YOU KNOW WHAT SHE [censored] SAYS
GetThere1Time: ?
ch EZ eman0 2: "do you have to go so fast"
Ryannnn23: rofl
GetThere1Time: haha pwned
Ryannnn23: rejected
ch EZ eman0 2: ARE YOU [censored] KIDDING ME
ch EZ eman0 2: YOU ARE A FAT UGLY CHICK WHO HAS BEEN HITTING ON ME FOR 3 DAYS
ch EZ eman0 2: IT'S [censored] OBVIOUS I ALLOWED YOU INTO MY APARTMENT NOT BECAUSE I LIKED YOU BUT BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO BLOW ME
ch EZ eman0 2: I DIDN'T DRINK FOR FUN
ch EZ eman0 2: I DRANK TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY
ch EZ eman0 2: HOLY [censored]
ch EZ eman0 2: i'm livid
Ryannnn23: i hope you yelled all that
ch EZ eman0 2: i almost kicked her out right there
ch EZ eman0 2: but i'm a nice guy
ch EZ eman0 2: too nice
GetThere1Time: that's because you like tried to wine and dine her
GetThere1Time: you should have just got her wasted and then shoved her head down
ch EZ eman0 2: and we "cuddled" a little more because she was really in the mood for that
ch EZ eman0 2: brb, gotta go vomit
GetThere1Time: lol
Ryannnn23: how did this all end
Ryannnn23: please
ch EZ eman0 2: and then she said she should leave because she had to work at 2
ch EZ eman0 2: i didn't stop her
Ryannnn23: rofl
ch EZ eman0 2: didn't give her a hug at the door
Ryannnn23: you made out and cuddled with a hideous chick
ch EZ eman0 2: nothing
ch EZ eman0 2: YES TRAZ
GetThere1Time: trip report: terrible fat ugly troll gives kyro blueballs
ch EZ eman0 2: I MADE OUT AND CUDDLED WITH MEDUSA
Ryannnn23: rofl
Ryannnn23: this is amazing
ch EZ eman0 2: holy jesus christ
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean seriously
ch EZ eman0 2: how
ch EZ eman0 2: do
ch EZ eman0 2: you
ch EZ eman0 2: get
ch EZ eman0 2: rejected
ch EZ eman0 2: by so many [censored] people
VR has entered the room.
elYerrid has entered the room.
ch EZ eman0 2: including an attention starved, fatugly (new word) chick who has a whiny voice that has been hitting on you
Ryannnn23: oh kyro
ch EZ eman0 2: FOR 3 [censored] NIGHTS
ch EZ eman0 2: ARGHAGHKLASD
Ryannnn23: oh oh kyro
ch EZ eman0 2: FKDASFJA
ch EZ eman0 2: FEAWKLFAKLSEJ
Ryannnn23: you pretty much have to redeem yourself here
ch EZ eman0 2: I WOULD GET TURNED DOWN BY A PROSTITUTE
VR: zomg what?
ch EZ eman0 2: A PROSTITUTE WOULD LOOK AT ME
ch EZ eman0 2: AND SAY
ch EZ eman0 2: LOL
Ryannnn23: i'm saving this chat log
Ryannnn23: this is amazing
ch EZ eman0 2: NO THANKS
ch EZ eman0 2: YOU CAN KEEP THE $200
VR: WHAT DID I MISS?
elYerrid: could I get cliff's notes on this?
ch EZ eman0 2: I HAVE SOME SELFRESPECT