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tl;dr again. A POKER STORY

funny story, I entered a $10 PLO8 tourney on Paradise about 2 years ago about 2 hours before I had to be at work. I was a massive chipleader going right up to the bubble, but I had to go to work. So, I went to work.

Luckily, I was working as a pizza delivery driver at the time. I ended up taking an order for delivery and going home to finish the tournament. I had bled about half my stack while I was gone, but I was still tournament chipleader.

I ended up picking up aces + 2 babies on my first hand back and someone had already pushed against me. Easy call and I won a huge pot when everyone thought I was gone (since I had been).

From then on, I pushed on just about every hand. I won just about all of my coin flips and 60/40s to win the whole thing.

So there's my story about how I missed 20-30 minutes in the final stages of a relatively fast tournament and still won. I thought it was pretty cool.

Okay, I'm a loser. Berate me now.