[Capt. Busto]

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i had a dream recently about sleeping. in my dream, i figured that if i bought 4 beds, i could get in 4x the number of hours of sleep in the same period i had been sleeping on 1, thereby maximizing my sleep time. multitabling sleep?

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I'm about to puke with laughter.
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I was watching CSI type show (not sure witch one) and the investigators were having trouble identifying the murder suspect because she was a triplet; upon learning this I yell , "nice, trips". It turns out that the guy that was mudered also had a twin brother, so triplets and twins, I yell "oh shiat, full house" and my friends all just look at me and shake their heads knowing that I play too much pokah.