Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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I missed the last couple pages, so this may have been mentioned, but do you actually get a massage at these places or is it just sex?
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Yes, and you get MORE than a massage although the massage is really not all that good, usually. Depends on the girl. More a sort of light rub although some of the girls are not bad. In a lot of places (I think Phoenix is one of them) they are actually licensed massueses (?) and the rooms are set up to pass for a legit place (that gives them cover w/ the authorities) so they've gone to school for it. Anyway, I usually just ask them to scrape their nails over me because I love that.
But what I'm getting at is that a decent place (most all of them) will give you a table shower and that (again if the girl is half-way decent) is worth the price of admission all by itself. Actually, you should check to see if the place offers table showers firstly because if they do you're definitely in the right place and secondly because the experience is better: You're nekkid, laid out prone on your stomach, she pours warm water all over you, soaps and scrubs you up real good, rinse, turn over, repeat, rinse and towels you dry. Get to know her and after a while you get a kiss (guess where) while she's drying your legs.
Yikes. I've worked myself up. Hmmm. I got's to play at Gila River tomorrow but Saturday is open..........
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