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Old 04-02-2007, 02:21 PM
plan9 plan9 is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

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Hmm, had a breakeven day in poker.

Ok day in life however.

I have one more blog-like question and I'll stop asking blog-like non-poker related questions for a while.

How do you end a conversation with asking for a number?

I find if you ask too soon before any apparent attraction then you'll get rejected a very high # of the time. If you ask too late it's just as bad.

I was with my friend looking for haircut place on a map, I asked these two cute girls where to go. They didn't know so one of them got two other friends who were also cute.
We talked for like 7 minutes then I thanked them and parted.

Afterward my friend was like "dude, you totally should've gotten their numbers"

I was like "Wtf, how was I supposed to know?"


Thus I pose my question to you mighty ssnl.


And for best answer I'll xfer 5$ on FTP

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"So, do you like beer/parties/tentacle rape?"

"Sure!"

"Well, me and my friends were going to have some ${item} sometime. Would you like to come?"

if [ response == 'yes' ]

getNumber();

else

getGBH();

fi