[Sofisdad]

QUESTION FROM Cali Italian: jeff why are italians and asians so good at poker?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: they have the focus of a lion and the strength of a alien genius brain

QUESTION FROM sbw75: hey do you ever worry about potential germs and diseases on poker chips?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: no... until now.... oh god the bacteria will eat me alive


QUESTION FROM Mike Matusow: jeff why am i such aloser online

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: well being a loser in real life transfers digitally

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: hahaha matusow is humor


QUESTION FROM tripp_1: i dont like ur answers bud

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: i dont like ur face

QUESTION FROM reinsel39: Do you think Mike Matasow cheats the IRS at taxes?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 80%


QUESTION FROM knighty81: can you send me 40 dollars?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: maybe. ask again. its like a magic eight ball.

QUESTION FROM i think u suc: i demand you stake me some cash for i am god

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: god can create money with a wave

QUESTION FROM 612WharfAvenue: are you part of the left wing consparicy, if so why cant i hail a cab?

ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: cause ur black i guess