Re: a special kind of [censored]
I was getting on the highway late at night on Christmas eve. on a long tight cloverleaf on-ramp. Apparently I wasn't moving fast enough for the dude behind me as he was right on my ass, weaving left and right trying to squeeze around where there was no room. No reason whatsoever for him to act like this, he was going to be on the highway in seconds anyway.
I finally get to the highway and of course he comes wizzing around me before I can even merge out of the entrance lane. A mile down the road I see him pulled over. I've waited my whole life for some [censored] to get busted right after pulling some stupid crap--including NUMEROUS times when said crap occurred RIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP. I wept tears of joy for my Christmas miracle as I went by, slowing way down to rub it in.
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