On Stars, you must have one of three avatars.
1.) some dingo
2.) an ugly kid
3.) wiggerdom or guidoism at its finest
So with that said, here are my suggestions to put your opponents on life tilt.
First the dingo (obv a Beedog).
The ugly kid (Beckwith-Wiedemann Syndrome).
And the greatest guido modern day search engines can find (Lee Hotti obv).
You're welcome for increasing your EV. Enjoy your new Sklansky bux.
(P.S. I realize I am on the fast track to hell for #2.)