Poker vs.craps
Poker:
-Flop the nuts, get all your money in, lose,puke, rebuy.
Craps:
-Doesn't matter. Winning and losing are equally fun.
Poker:
-Player has stats of 42/23/99....I raise.
Craps:
-Are you fking kidding??!!
Poker:
-I can't believe he called a raise with blah blah blah
Craps:
-Give me all the hardways.
Poker:
-Let me think for a second...Hmmm...Do I look cool holding up the game for a $10 dollar decision???
Craps:
-Throw the f'ng dice.
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