[MrWookie]

Well, guys, the chick I failed to nail in my last update came back for more. While I wasn't thrilled with the idea of capitalizing on her situation the day things went down with her boyfriend, I have no qualms after she's had a few days to cool down.

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MySpaceChick: hi
Me: oh, hi
Me: how are you feeling?
MySpaceChick: good
MySpaceChick: i dumped him
MySpaceChick: im just sick of his [censored]
Me: that feel good?
MySpaceChick: and everyone tells me that i deserve so much better
MySpaceChick: so maybe i should this time listen to the general public
Me: large groups of people telling you what to do can be hit or miss
Me: sometimes they can be very right, or sometimes very wrong
MySpaceChick: im just saying this [censored] has been going on for 3 years
MySpaceChick: and ive had it
Me: but I think you should probably listen in this case
Me: yeah
Me: three years?
Me: do you like suffering?
MySpaceChick: apparently
MySpaceChick: im just sick of crying evertime he blows me off
MySpaceChick: and for that time... i want to see other ppl
MySpaceChick: cause maybe there are ppl that would deserve me more than he does
Me: sounds like you made a wise decision
Me: What did you end up doing w/ your friend Emily?
MySpaceChick: dennies
MySpaceChick: to eat and talk
MySpaceChick: her bf* is ubsessed w/ her
MySpaceChick: and he won't let her go
Me: No drowning your sorrows over a beer, or whatever your hooch of choice may be?
MySpaceChick: ha ha
MySpaceChick: yah when im 21 or up in the city i could
Me: The bars in Canandaigua are a little more anal?
MySpaceChick: naw.... they know me
MySpaceChick: can't use the sex appeal so they don't id u
MySpaceChick: that and my friends in the city know the bar ppl
MySpaceChick: and they are 21, and 22
Me: yeah, if they know you're underage, it makes things difficult
MySpaceChick: yah...
MySpaceChick: in town
Me: However, I'd be happy to take you out. The places I frequent won't give you any trouble. This sullen sobriety must end!
MySpaceChick: lol
MySpaceChick: i useto get drunk all the time
Me: Can I get your phone number? Let's set something up
MySpaceChick: XXXXXXXXXX
MySpaceChick: whats urs
Me: XXXXXXXXXX
MySpaceChick: Matt..... ___________
Me: yes?
Me: Didn't I just give you my #?
MySpaceChick: yah
MySpaceChick: whats ur last name
Me: oh, heh
Me: XXXXXXXXXX
Me: and yours?
MySpaceChick: XXXXXXXXXX
Me: No answer?
MySpaceChick: my moms asleep
Me: ah, gotcha
Me: Figured phone would be easier to converse than IM, but didn't take into account the mom factor [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
MySpaceChick: yah... just nows a bad time
Me: alright, have a good evening
MySpaceChick: you too
MySpaceChick: im wrighting xmas cards till i die i swear!
Me: heh
Me: enjoy, and good night
MySpaceChick: i will
MySpaceChick: lol


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PLUS: Super extra special bonus conversation! This happened just a couple minutes after the first one ended.

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MySpaceChick: : hey
Me: : yes?
MySpaceChick: : whats new
MySpaceChick: : my cards are almost done
Me: : Am I the person you want to be talking with, or did you accidentally get the wrong chat box?
MySpaceChick: : he he
MySpaceChick: : yah
MySpaceChick: : howd u guess
MySpaceChick: : i got the box things mixed up
MySpaceChick: : im blond im sorry : (
Me: : I'm telepathic [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
MySpaceChick: : really?
MySpaceChick: : what am i thinking
Me: : You're thinking about how I'm full of crap
MySpaceChick: : nope
MySpaceChick: : lol yah
Me: : see?
MySpaceChick: : yeppers u r
Me: : ok, all this telepathy has worn me out. I'm out. You take another stab at trying to type in the right box.
MySpaceChick: : ha ha


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From these two conversations, it's become increasingly apparent that this girl is quite a few cards short of a full deck ("ubsessed?" [censored]). Ah well, that seems to be par for the course on Myspace. I'll set up a date in the very near future at some time when her mom shouldn't come into play, and I guess we'll see what develops.