[Annorax]

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How bout inviting them to your place for the game? You set the rules, you have your own set of cards, blind structure, and payout.

Other than that, drink plenty and and have some fun.

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Any reasonable structure is likely outside their attention span, even with a 2 hour rebuy period. Transplanting them into a sane environment isn't an option, in part due to lack of a safe, controlled location where any kind of violence from the suckers wouldn't result in severe injury or death to myself, let alone the suckers. These guys allow and encourage every kind of bigotry and hatred short of racism, and even racism is fair game against politically incorrect victims like people of Middle Eastern descent. One of them actually pulled out a photo album of corpse pics that he said his father brought back from Vietnam to try to put an Asian guy on tilt. Also, they're too friggin' retarded to understand the point of payouts beyond the consolation buyin for second place. They have no skill to speak of, and I'm beginning to suspect the structure was designed to compensate for their stupidity.

Cliff notes: I can't change their game or get them to play elsewhere, I need a way to beat them at their own [censored] game.