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Old 03-07-2007, 07:05 PM
ICE TREY ICE TREY is offline
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Default Re: Trip Report - DUI

step 1: GET A LAWYER
step 2: PLEA DOWN TO A MUCH LESSER CHARGE WHICH WILL BE ALMOST NOTHING IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GO TO REHAB
step 3: SHAVE YOUR HEAD, ESCAPE FROM REHAB, HAVE 5 DRINKS, SPEED, GET PULLED OVER, GO TO STEP 1
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