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Old 03-05-2007, 12:12 PM
EaglesRB EaglesRB is offline
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Default Re: Best Quick Joke you know

[ QUOTE ]
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: no eye deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: still no eye deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia?

A: still no [censored]' eye deer


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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no genitalia, no ears and on holiday?

A: Definitely still no [censored]' eye deer
<font color="white">(deaf in italy for the slower members of the group)</font>