[so sick bro]

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salesman: you dont have a credit card on you?
you: no, just cash.
salesman: oh, can you find one?
you: oh, wait. i do have one on me actually. give me the 800 back.
salesman: ok, great.
you: heres the credit card. o wait. this isnt a credit card--its my dick, which serves as a conduit for urine.
(then you pee all over the mattress.)
salesman: NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE URINE ALL OVER THE 800 DOLLAR MATTRESS!!!!!!!!!
you, running out of the store: WOOOOOP!! WOOPWUPWUPWUPWUP! WOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOP!! WUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUP!!!
salesman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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lol zoidbergaments