[ScottieK]

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For some reason I hear: "Winner-winner chicken dinner" a lot when someone hits runner-runner..WTF is that?


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That's from SportsCenter, right?

One I don't appreciate...guy gets raised preflop and calls. He checks flop, calls bettor. Checks turn, calls bettor. Checks river, thinks forever...shows cards to his buddy (damn, A5 didn't hit again....) then shows his expert folding skills. Best part is buddy's reaction *scrunches face* ooh...shoulda hit. Just fold already.

"Are there any face cards in this deck?" when they've folded three times in a row. Of course, board reads K Q A.

"I got the nuts" when they clearly don't.

When someone doesn't post their blind or puts too few chips in: "What, don't I get a senior / woman's / player's club / degenerate discount?" No, [censored]. You don't.

Total calling station decides to fold for once in her life. Flops hits her cards over the head, like K 2 2. She goes "oh dealer! I had King-deuce!" Saw this mentioned earlier, but I actually believe this particular woman I'm thinking of every time she says it.

ScottieK