Re: Theres a [censored] bat in my [censored] house
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Bats are crazy.
When I was living in residence at university, I was out in the quad one night. I went to take a piss in the corner, so I start goin' and I hear this hissing noise, kinda like an air leak or something. I am fairly messed up at this point, so I'm sure it's nothing.
I continue to piss, and am still hearing this hissing sound so I decide to investigate. Of course, there is a bat hanging on the wall right where I am pissing, drenched in my piss, still hissing. It is unable to fly and just lays there on the cement once I knock it down.
That is the good part of the story, there is so much more to it than that, I just don't have the time or energy.
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5:1 says you were shroomin'. Now that would be trippy.
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