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Well, this one failed miserably. This is the chick who just messaged me out of the blue on whom I reported earlier. This is the third IM conversation she's started w/ me (I only started the first one after she gave me her IM name). She hasn't been a particularly good conversationalist, though, and we haven't been able to meet up yet. I wouldn't have thought she was interested if it wasn't for the fact that she keeps messaging me. I found out why tonight:

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MySpaceChick: hey
Me: howdy
MySpaceChick: hows it going?
Me: pretty well, you?
MySpaceChick: good
Me: you have a wild and crazy time last night?
MySpaceChick: naw... i just got someting to eat then hung out w/ my friend
Me: No drinking?
MySpaceChick: nope
Me: but it was fun?
MySpaceChick: yah
Me: well, that's certainly good
MySpaceChick: yeppers
Me: and your liver may have appreciated the night off
Me: How about tonight? Or are you on the hook?
MySpaceChick: im going to the movies later
Me: which one?
MySpaceChick: hevn't decided yet
Me: heh
Me: isn't that important?
MySpaceChick: nah
Me: well, it can certainly help with when you want to show up to the theater
MySpaceChick: brb
MySpaceChick: yah... im pissed
Me: why?
MySpaceChick: cause i just got [censored] blown off
MySpaceChick: and... im just so upset
Me: ouch
Me: that sucks
Me: your friends decided to do something else w/o you?
MySpaceChick: yah
Me: Yeah, I bet that feels pretty rotten
MySpaceChick: i hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MySpaceChick: uh
MySpaceChick: i need a [censored] shower
MySpaceChick: im so upset
Me: oh, was it just your boyfriend who opted out? (Edited to add: I didn't know she had a boyfried, but I figured this wording would give me the answer.)
MySpaceChick: he wanted to get back together
MySpaceChick: so i said id give him a chance and all he wants is sex
MySpaceChick: and so i wated a while and gave it to him
MySpaceChick: and he [censored] is blowing me off
MySpaceChick: i waited alllllll day for him to call me and stuff
MySpaceChick: and he said he would
MySpaceChick: and my other friend was gonna take me to dinner but i said no cause we were going to go to the movies
MySpaceChick: and i waited and now he is like no im going to get drunk w. my frends
MySpaceChick: and doesn't even tell me
Me: wow
Me: that's really low
Me: Don't put up with that
MySpaceChick: im sooo pissed off
MySpaceChick: it's like the past 3years
MySpaceChick: and i just want a friend
Me: instead of someone who's just looking to sleep with you?
MySpaceChick: yah
Me: Well, as a representative from my half of the species, I think that's a pretty good challenge.
MySpaceChick: im pissed
MySpaceChick: now i texed him that "i hate you"
MySpaceChick: and he is like no you don't you love me
Me: lol
MySpaceChick: yah so he is like ilove you
Me: lol
Me: brilliant
MySpaceChick: so i said no u don't other wise you wouldn't be ding this and i tole him he was a [censored] ass dirt smelling bf
Me: This guy's brain has obviously been replaced by his testicles.
MySpaceChick: yah i think so
MySpaceChick: or by a fly
MySpaceChick: uhh and i tryed so hard too
Me: To stay together with him?
MySpaceChick: yah
Me: why?
MySpaceChick: and i dumped him
Me: why'd you dump him?
MySpaceChick: then somehow he got me back
MySpaceChick: cause he wouldn't stop blowing me off
Me: Well, you can't fool yourself into thinking that he's going to change his ways like that all of a sudden
MySpaceChick: yah...
MySpaceChick: idk i just feel hes forsing me to do things i really don't want to do
Me: Then don't do them
MySpaceChick: it's hard
Me: Dump him, let him know he doesn't have a place in your life, and move on
MySpaceChick: maybe
MySpaceChick: im so confused
MySpaceChick: i hate relationships
Me: you don't have to be in one, you know.
MySpaceChick: yah i know
MySpaceChick: uhh
Me: yeah?
MySpaceChick: yah im gonna go out w/ my friend emily
MySpaceChick: i'll probly be back soon
Me: well, I'm headed out to catch one of my favorite blues bands in just a few
Me: Hopefully venting to your girlfriend will settle your mind a bit
MySpaceChick: yah
MySpaceChick: me too
MySpaceChick: night night
Me: bye
MySpaceChick: ba bye night night


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Yeah, I failed, OOT. Rather than try and hit her up for instant revenge sex, I pussed out and gave her decent advice. Really, I figured I won't be getting anything from this girl given her attitude, so I've basically written her off. I've got a couple more leads, though, so I'll see what I can do.

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Jeez, this made me mad! Talk about easy target! Do we need some "closing 101" classes here? GAAAAAAHHH!


Okay, Any of you guys get this in future, do this:

1) If she's local, AS SOON AS SHE SAYS SHE'S PISSED OFF WITH A GUY, say "Hell, this is awful! Come on! LEt's go get drunk, you can tell me all about it, meet me at XXXX" and Fkn DO IT! Do not change from this line, get her out drinking! And when you get there, listen for a little, and then turn into SUPERFUN GUY!
2) If she's not local, do what you like, but I'd recommend you make your excuses and leave.

THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS!


(EDIT: If she resists, KEEP PUSHING THIS! Mix in how you're SOOOO gonna make her laugh, cos you hate the fact she's pissed off! You better know how to make her laugh too - DUMB stories about yourself doing DUMB things is the answer)