LOL, wtf?? Does this really looks like a top candidate for a young business professional? This chick must be crazy.
OP, allow me to be your guide...
Go to this event already blitzed out of your mind. Sneak in a few cans of Naty and tell everyone how retarded they are for not doing it themselves. Ask this girl to dance, then start grinding up on her hardcore. Even better if you get an erection. Go around and badger everyone to "rip shots" with you. When they decline, call them pussies or "punk rookie biatches". Make sure that whenever you speak with someone, your face is 6 inches away from there's. Fart very loudy and obviously, then blame it on the guy you're speaking with. When he denies it, challenge him to a fight. Shotgun a beer, then throw up in a corner. Get kicked out of the bar. Write a TR.