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Old 12-17-2005, 01:33 AM
TomCollins TomCollins is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

I started talking to her before the challenge began. Anyway, I seem to be back on pace to join the challenge.

Trip Report: Wednesday

I had been talking to this one chick who seemed real cool. We plan to meet up Wednesday for dinner. Somehow I joke around that she might be a serial killer and would kill me, when she states "I wouldn't hurt other people." Which prompted me to ask "well does that mean you'd hurt yourself?" and she starts talking about how shes been cutting herself since she was 15. She's learned to cut where no one can see (I put that info away as a way to get her naked later), but hasn't done it in a month and a half. She also stopped going to college "for circumstances out of her control", which doesn't really mean anything but was enough foreshadowing. She's into a lot of dorky things I'm into, and seemed pretty cool, looked cute as hell, and figured it wouldn't be so bad.

So I meet her for dinner, (she was easy to find since she was 4'10). She looks real cute when I see her, but somehow from the waist down shes got huge ghetto-booty. She starts to walk all limped ass and stuff to the hostess. We have dinner, all is well. I have too much wine and begin acting stupid. She proceeds to tell me she has moved from cutting to burning. She comes over to my side of the booth and shows me these giant ass scars inside of her waist line. The girl probably would be real hot if she lost 25 lbs as well. Oh well, I'll put up with it since she seemed pretty cool. We finish dinner and go to play pool, but the pool hall is packed full. She craves cheesecake, so we go to Barnes & Noble and get some cheesecake for a while. She later tells me that shes bipolar and just got out of a mental hospital. We chat for a while, but I think my drunken stupidity scares her off. I haven't talked to her since. Pretty (*&*ed up for a first date.

So I had been talking to a few other girls, and one starts messaging me on AIM. We had previously joked about meeting up for some Italian Beer (she just got back from Italy), and she suggests we meet up tonight. The conversation somehow gets to hooking up, and she starts talking about how she got guys in Italy because of her huge boobs. She looked a little chunky but not terrible in her pictures. We agree to meet for dinner. I am not as prepared (played basketball at work, dressed kinda scrubby, showered at work, didn't shave), but figure to give it a shot. Dinner goes well, shes real easy to talk to, as cute as her pictures (usually girls are about 2 points higher in their pictures I've noticed). Dinner finishes fast, we have a few Mexican Martinis, and end up heading back to my place. We are both comfortably relaxed from the alcohol, get a movie, and watch it. She insists I'm not getting any until my 2nd date. So we watch a movie, I turn on my fireplace, goes alright. I get a little more than she promised, but not much. She says she really wants to see me again and more can happen then. I think she really wants it, so shouldn't take too long. Not my type really, but hell, it will be a good effort for OOT.