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Old 02-25-2007, 12:28 PM
Howard Beale Howard Beale is offline
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Default Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

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The entire AIDS business is a bunch of BS as far as I'm concerned when it comes to female to male transmission in the U.S. If anybody is going to get AIDS from a woman it would be me. I've been tested multiple times and everything is fine.

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Along these lines, and I won't be offended if you don't want to answer, but have you ever gotten ANY kind of STD from these parlors?

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Not a single thing.

The only STD that I ever got was from a gf years ago who snuck off and slept with her ex and I got crabs. Anybody here ever get crabs? There I was sitting on the toilet and smoking a cigarette and I look down and my pubes are moving around. I'm thinking, WTF!?!, the window isn't open and there's no fan on so I take a close look and there they are. That caused quite a discussion between me and her.

Anyway, if you ever get crabs, don't bother with that soap and comb or whatever they sell for them at Walgreen's these days. You've got to shave it ALL off and use the soap/creams and then pick their dead carcassess off of your skin.

Sounds gross (and they are hideous little creatures) but it's better than the other STD's.

Edit to add:

Picture of Pubic Lice (you may not want to look):





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