[J.A.Sucker]

Eddie,

I thought we were going to get the story that goes:

Clark: (After an hour of haggling in the sweltering desert heat) Well, the price is great. Now let's do the trade-in.

Dealer: Where's the trade-in?

Clark: Over there. Why don't you give me a thousand for it.

Dealer: You already screwed us on the car, I'm not giving you a dime for that 100 dollar pieceofshit. How about 400? You should feel lucky to get that much.

Clark: No. Give me a dime.

Dealer: Fvck you. I'll give you 500.

Clark: Great!

I don't know why I love that one so much, but everytime I see Clark's car, or even one like that, I still get a chuckle from this story.