[im a model]

i remember a couple times when my semi-girlfriend in college got a mouthful of water and for no reason, like we was just sitting on the bed, she spit it in my face. she thought it was hilarious. i guess it was kind of funny.
i also used to get a full mount on her when we was on the bed, and then i would pull my pants down and jam my dick in her mouth and hump her head. she really didnt like that, but i thought it was pretty funny. c'est la vie. c'est la guerre. c'est la pomme de terre.