[mntbikr15]

LOL


"As a young business professional (70's) I was asked to entertain a contingent of
Japanese executives for an eveing in San Francisco. Wives were included so I
felt pretty safe as I had heard some sick stories about previous trips without
the wives. So after a nice Italian dinner, many bottles of wine and a concerto,
the head Jap says "Dan-san, we would like to see naked American Women now." So
I throw the limo driver a $20 and we head up to Mitchell brothers Theatre. After
a stage show and a few lap dances we end up in a room with a woman in a plexi
glass box. Slip money through the slot and she will do tricks for you. After the
woman did a little dildo teaser the head Jap says to me "Dan-san she use other
hole!" So I asked the friendly lady how much for the third recepticle to which
she replied "You can't afford it Buddy." So I pointed to the Japs and said they
could so how much. '$500" Which seemed like a fair price given that the dildo in
question was the size of my arm. Next thing I know the very exicted Japs handed
me close to $1,000 in $20 bills that I had to stuff through this little slot.
The kind lady then lubed up Mr Armstrong and tickled her colon until I fit the
last $20 through. All the time the Japs were yelling BONZI and their wives
looked on with absolutely no emotion whatsoever."