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Old 02-23-2007, 03:28 AM
Howard Beale Howard Beale is offline
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Default Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

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can you pick the girl so you know she is hot?

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Some places, yes. It's been a long time since I was at one in NYC but I was always able to pick. Other places they may try to assign one to you. Insist on seeing all the girls first.


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Do you actually get laid or is it just a hand job?

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You will get laid unless you're unlucky enough to get the rare girl who'll only do hand jobs.

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Which one is the best one in LA?

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I don't live in LA so I don't know. There must be a gabbillion of them. I went to the ones on the street that passes by the Colloseum (sp?) next to HP and the one near the Bike. They were ok.


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Is there a certain thing you have to say or do or is it pretty much expected that you are there for sex?

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It is absolutely known that you are there for sex.


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Trip reports(funny stories)?

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See above.

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Are the girls generally attractive or is it hit or miss?

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Hit or miss is the honest answer but I've been with some real stunners.
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