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Clearly I make crude sexual comments on this, an internet message board that is, I am fairly certain, unread by Ms. Sharapova.
Clearly I would not make the same comment to Ms. Sharapova, were I actually standing behind her while she was bending over in this way.
If I were in Ms. Sharapova's presence and making such comments to her, she would have every right to be uncomfortable and to have me removed, don't you agree?
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Inevitable moment of embarrassing hypocrisy/irony.