Re: Guys, never let your girl win at cards
Cliff notes: OP is a tard, who has no idea how to handle a competitve situation with his woman.
You started well by stacking the deck in her favour (AA v KK first hand back from the bathroom is a little too obvious BTW), but WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY did you have to tell her you did it? So stupid... I, and men in general, know very little about women, but one of the things that we should all know is that if we have to cheat to let her win, make it believable that she won and believable that we wanted to win. Its no good taking a 12 on the last hole of minigolf, you need to plan ahead and miss short putts the whole round. AA v KK is too obvious, if you are gonna stack the deck, give her something like a turned straight, or TP on the flop and a rivered nut flush. If you are playing ping pong, just tone it down from the start, and act pissed off as you keep hitting it into the net or off the table. If your GF is the competitive type, convincing her that she beat you fair and square can be one of the most powerful aphrodisiacs around...
This is also why I have never, and will never, allow my fiancee to take up golf- some things are more important than sex...
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