[pokerchap]

flash the rolex when they go "oh, cool"
also, you should say im a PROFESSIONAL poker player. They will immediately think of the players they see on TV and assume you make mad amts of cash which you do.

if they laugh at you explain to them how you could buy them right now.

talking about poker money with non poker ppl is a lose lose situation. You tell them you are winning and up a few thousand or w.e and they automatically assume you will lose it. People who don't play poker can't rly grasp the concept that it isn't luck in the long run.