[bigt2k4]

For starters you could talk like you are more of a balla.
For example instead of posting what you did you could have written this:

This is probably tha wriznong forum coz im look'n fo` some serious advice, but whatev.

i rappa kizzy what ta tizzell thugz W-H-to-tha-izzen they ask me `bout school/my job in tha mutha [censored] club. i try ta be modest, but thiznat usually J-to-tha-izzust makes me sound like a bum. like two days ago i meet a nigga of a friend, n we have this convo:

him: so, whiznat dizzle study?
me: i studied philosophy. i dont do schoo` anymore though.
him: you finished?
me: i kinda retired fizzle school. its not fo` me.
him: oh . They call me tha black folks president. so wizzy d-ya do?
me: i play cracka: oh, cool. (obviously thinks im a degen n try'n ta makes me feel comfortizzles yeah i kniznow a homey who made $izzle his senior year play'n poka, so you can makes a decent liv'n off of that.
me (izzy made $21k before breakfast): yeah.

The N-to-tha-izzext day hustla homey n i hizzle a similar conversizzle where he doesnt understand when i tizzy him i dizzont do schoo` anymore fo` a while n tizzle once he does assures me that ill figure shiznit out. he also knizzay a homey that made $10k in a week!

i dizzont really like ta rap `bout poka ta non-poka gangsta n i dizzle wanna jizzle tell thiznem tizzle im rizzay. i dont really care that thugz dont kniznow how mizzle money i make, but i dizzont like W-H-to-tha-izzen they look down on me like im homelizzles should i say whizzay thugz ask `bout school/work?

i perform witta professizzle improv company every week, n i have articles published in bluff magazizzles although i diznont really makes any money fizzy those . Slap your mutha [censored] self. should i jiznust say thizzay im a writa/actor?
Should I just git a pusha wizzay n let it speak fo` me?

What do I say wizzle thugz tizzy me `bout how mizzle money someone they kizzle has made? W-H-to-tha-izzat `bout when they ask me tha mizzle Ive ever won or lost? I usually say tizzle Id motherfucka not tizzay them.

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