I lost my virginity in my gf's mom's bed. Also did her in the same room as her mom when her mom was sleeping. Did it camping with her mom and cousin on the other side of the tent. Banged her in the car after hockey in the backseat with 2 teammates, my dad and stepmom in the front. My dad also walked in on me going down on her as well.
Too bad she's a stupid bitch.
Oh well, bought my new gf the beginner's bondage kit (
http://loveden.ca/products/product.cfm?prod_id=706 ) for valentine's day. Fun times ahead.