[BruinEric]

How about making a better tie-in and add a little mustard:

"Our brave soldiers are surely playing poker in their barracks while in Iraq. Yet many of your fellow representatives would call them criminals for enjoying this truly American game when they return home.

I know this silly situation is typical of lawmaking for generations, but now that you and fellow members of your party are intent on cleaning up these messes, would you consider legislation that would allow Americans to play poker legally whether across the Internet or at the kitchen table?"