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Don't have a converter for Omaha, but this is the most hilarious thing I've seen, and why PLO is the solution:

PokerStars Game #8400215011: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/02/12 - 01:13:44 (ET)
Table 'China' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Titus818 ($10.05 in chips)
Seat 2: peteowes ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 3: HarryPeru ($72.75 in chips)
Seat 4: sxm59 ($29.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Josecito29 ($27 in chips)
Seat 6: Sandro Cava ($49.35 in chips)
Seat 7: Bearss85 ($22.05 in chips)
Seat 8: DONKEYLUVIN ($30.90 in chips)
Seat 9: GrumpyB69 ($28.85 in chips)
peteowes: posts small blind $0.10
HarryPeru: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HarryPeru [Qh Js 5d 9d]
sxm59: folds
Josecito29: calls $0.25
Sandro Cava: folds
Bearss85: folds
DONKEYLUVIN: folds
GrumpyB69: calls $0.25
Titus818: calls $0.25
peteowes: calls $0.15
HarryPeru: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ah Td Jh]
peteowes: checks
HarryPeru: checks
Josecito29: checks
GrumpyB69: checks
Titus818: checks
*** TURN *** [Ah Td Jh] [Qs]
peteowes: checks
HarryPeru: checks
Josecito29: checks
GrumpyB69: checks
Titus818: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ah Td Jh Qs] [Ks]
peteowes: checks
HarryPeru: bets $0.75
Josecito29: folds
GrumpyB69: folds
Titus818: folds
peteowes: folds
HarryPeru said, "lol boards the nuts"
HarryPeru collected $1.20 from pot
HarryPeru: shows [Qh Js 5d 9d] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.25 | Rake $0.05
Board [Ah Td Jh Qs Ks]
Seat 1: Titus818 (button) folded on the River
Seat 2: peteowes (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: HarryPeru (big blind) collected ($1.20)
Seat 4: sxm59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Josecito29 folded on the River
Seat 6: Sandro Cava folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Bearss85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DONKEYLUVIN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: GrumpyB69 folded on the River

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uhhh

wanna play some PLO with me?